- Health Insurance

Top Ten Reasons You May Want to Change Your Company:

1. You need snow shoes and a dog sled team to reach the nearest doctor in your network. But to be fair, he is very good at treating frostbite.
2. You’re watching a Roadrunner cartoon, and suddenly realize that you have the same insurance company as the Coyote.
3. Your hospital bill is $70,000, and your insurance company will only pay $12,000. The worst part is having to admit to your wife that the 15% off car rentals and flower purchases wasn’t such a great perk after all.
4. You ask your insurance company how much money they have put aside to pay claims. They reply that they will get back to you after they have checked under their sofa cushions.
5. Your dog’s health insurance plan is better than yours. It’s nice to know that at least one member of the family can afford to get wormed.
6. You call your insurance company with a question and get a recorded message that says, "We’re in the Cayman Islands. Leave a message in case we come back.” You probably shouldn’t wait for them to come back.
7. Your premiums are higher than the Yankee payroll. It’s time to do a George Steinbrenner, and find a free agent insurance company.
8. You want to call your agent, but he didn’t leave a business card. You can only remember his nickname, “Smokey,” and his amusing impression of Mr. Spock.
9. You discover that all of the doctors in your network only have honorary degrees.
10. Your insurance plan covers cat scans - but not for you. It occurs to you that is more information than you ever wanted to know about your cat.

Honorable mention goes to you if your insurance company’s telephone number begins with 1-900.

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